05-07-10 TEN Network Alex Gonz

May 7th?! Im really writing about May FUCKING 7th?! Fuck, Im way behind on blogs, I probably have another dozen or so to write, Id better really kick it up a notch. So today I had HONOR and PRIVALEGE of working for the Ten Network. TEN is short for The Erotic Networks, a cable and satellite subcription porn channel. Today was awesome! Its such a great experience to work with people who are happy, and efficient, and who love what they do. And this crew DEFINATELY had all of those qualities in spades. I guess I just love being around happy people who love what they do. You know, in porn, you’d think everyone would love what they do. Sex is FUN! But not everyone does. Alot of times youll get on set and people just genuinely dont want to be there, and its a shame. People are out there digging ditches, flipping burgers, and cleaning cages at the zoo, we should all be happy and grateful, I know I am. AAAANNNYYYYWAAAAYYYYSSSS! Back to action.

Our location today was a KICK-ASS indoor pool. This pool was hooked up to the 9’s too. Flattys hanging every which way from sunday, couches, great scenery, just an awesome awesome house. After arriving I (thank god) got someone to help me with pulling my big ass bag up the hill to the house, which is no easy feat. Once inside I went in and filled out the usual paperwork of signing my life away (or buying beachfront property in montana) and went into hair and make-up, and came out a star! YAY! After I came out of make-up I ran into Kapri Styles for the first time, and got my first glipse of a straight mega-ass. JEALOUS! Kapri was cool as fuck. She was doing a scene with Jack Napier for a movie call Booty-acula, and the set up was HILARIOUS. Kapri had a cape around her ass vampire style and her ass was out for blood! Jack Napier blood! He was screaming and yelling like he was getting every ounce of his man-hood drained by that monster ass and it was the funniest shit Ive ever seen. As you can tell I was totally enthralled watching these tid bits after my scene was done, but let me get back to my scene.

This was a straight ass scene. I shot tease footage in a dark hallway and had to attack the camera with my ass. Which meant hopping backwards ass-clapping along the way toward the camera with my ass. Yea, it was pretty fucking hott. Along the way, I was told that the day before, the girl that they were shooting was ass clapping and that it could be heard around the world and that it sounded like a standing ovation at the end of a stadium concert. I asked who it was. The reply….. Kelly Divine I should have known….. Kelly in my eyes in the leading queen on ass, and I dont think she will be giving up her seat on the throne anytime soon.

All in all, I have to say, Alex Gonz really knows how to fuck. We churned out an awesome scene that started out with him measuring my ass, which came in at an even 40″. Earlier this year when I measured it, I came in at 43″, but Ive been hitting the gym hard with my trainer and have lost a few inches, Im not sure thats really a good thing, in my line of work, a big ass is a constantly fucked ass, and thats where I wanna be. We shot the scene away from the pool in a bedroom and I thought we had some great chemistry. Im going file this day in the kick ass folder of my life, and hope for many more. And oh yea, when I left the house I had forgotten my camera and was fortunate enough to have Jack Napier meet me at a random ass taco bell out in Lancaster and give it back to me. Super cool and nice of him. He really is an all around awesome dude.