Most people in life Im sure get put up to tasks, or are required to “acquire” certain skills in their place of employment. Say for instance you move up from movie theatre sweeper, to popcorn dude! Big fucking step up right?! Well with that step up into the upper echelon of sub-managment comes a lot of responsibility. Youve gotta learn the inner most dynamics of the popcorn kernel. Well, this kinda stuff happens to porn stars too, and only in porn will you get this phone call… “Nikki, your ass is the size of a small asteroid, we need you to take to the mean streets of Oakland, find an ass wizard from which you can apprentice, and you’ve gotta learn to make that monster clap like a Motley Crue encore call out.” What the FUCK?! Clap?! Jeezus…. So for about 3 days I threw on some Lil Jon on the iTunes and took to work. Theres a certain way you’ve gotta arch that back and then fire off your hips to make you cheeks slam together like a symbol crash. I finally got it though, and then off to set we went.
Todays ass clapping festival would be spearheaded by BlueBird studios. This was I believe my second or third time working for them and they are cool cool people over there. Relaxed and laid back, no fuss no muss and everyone enjoys their jobs. I also was able to have the pleasure of running into Tory Lane for the first time on this set. Have I told you I love her? Well, I love her! She a straight to the point piece of awesomeness and I got along with her great. OH!!! And check out her shoooooeeeeessssss!!!!! Yea its a girl thing, I love SHOOOOOEEEEESSSSSS!!!!! Tory was awesome and she would be in the scene after me. Not sure if she was a part of the booty clapping madness or not, but a cool bitch nonetheless.
Todays ass clapping accomplice was none other than Billy Glide. Billy has one of the thickest cocks this planet has to offer. It’s a mean fucking sweet potato and is a pleasure to get to have. I worked with Billy for Naughty America in this scene and also for Brazzers in this scene. Both times were great scenes! Billy is a cool guy to work with too, not a dick, even though his is massive enough to take over his whole existence.
We were operating in a fake room today with a couch where we would make the magic happen. It looked a little like this here. And maybe just a little bit like this here. Funny thing about bluebird studios is that its right next to an airport. There must have been about 25 planes going overhead just in the short amount of time where we filmed the intro. Maybe they seen my ass clapping and thought I was taxiing them into the studio, or maybe its just so big that it was the same plane circling overhead just trying to catch a glimpse. Oh well, who can blame em. We DID have to keep stopping for the planes though, just for the intro. After that was done we got to listen to the planes go over as we had sexx.
I’ll leave you guys today with a masterpiece that I created that I shall call “A tour of the BlueBird Studios” I hope you guys enjoy it, shit took me forever to do in final cut, but it was worth it. Ahhhh, blog satisfaction….